The Dweller's Garden

I find lately that almost every day I see a commercial for yet another "Reality" television program. I mean for crying out loud!

• The $25 Million Dollar Hoax
• 30 Seconds of Fame
• 8th & Ocean
• A Model Life with Petra Nemcova
• A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
• Adventures in Hollyhood
• Age of Love
• The Agency
• Airline
• All American Girl
• The Amazing Race 1
• The Amazing Race 2
• The Amazing Race 3
• The Amazing Race 4
• The Amazing Race 5
• The Amazing Race 6
• The Amazing Race 7
• The Amazing Race 8
• The Amazing Race 9
• The Amazing Race 10
• The Amazing Race: All-Stars
• The Amazing Race 12
• The Amazing Race 13
• America's Got Talent 1
• America's Got Talent 2
• America's Got Talent 3
• America's Most Smartest Model
• America's Next Muppet
• America's Next Producer
• America's Next Top Model 1
• America's Next Top Model 2
• America's Next Top Model 3
• America's Next Top Model 4
• America's Next Top Model 5
• America's Next Top Model 6
• America's Next Top Model 7
• America's Next Top Model 8
• America's Next Top Model 9
• America's Next Top Model 10
• America's Next Top Model 11
• America's Toughest Jobs
• American Chopper
• American Gladiators
• American Hot Rod
• American Dream Derby
• American Idol 1
• American Idol 2
• American Idol 3
• American Idol 4
• American Idol 5
• American Idol 6
• American Idol 7
• American Inventor
• American Juniors
• Amish In The City
• Amne$ia
• Anchorwoman
• The Anna Nicole Show
• Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
• Anything For Love
• The Apprentice 1
• The Apprentice 2
• The Apprentice 3
• The Apprentice 4
• The Apprentice 5
• The Apprentice: Los Angeles
• The Celebrity Apprentice 1
• The Celebrity Apprentice 2
• The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
• Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?
• Are You Hot?
• Armed & Famous
• The Ashlee Simpson Show
• Ashley Paige: Bikini or Bust
• The Assistant
• Average Joe 1
• Average Joe 2: Hawaii
• Average Joe 3: Adam Returns
• Average Joe 4
• Ax Men
• The Baby Borrowers
• The Bachelor 1
• The Bachelor 2
• The Bachelor 3
• The Bachelor 4
• The Bachelor 5
• The Bachelor 6
• The Bachelor 7
• The Bachelor: Paris
• The Bachelor: Rome
• The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman
• The Bachelor 11
• The Bachelor: London Calling
• The Bachelor 13
• The Bachelorette 1
• The Bachelorette 2
• The Bachelorette 3
• The Bachelorette 4
• Baldwin Hills
• Battle of the Network Reality Stars
• Beauty And The Geek 1
• Beauty And The Geek 2
• Beauty And The Geek 3
• Beauty And The Geek 4
• Beauty And The Geek 5
• Beg, Borrow & Deal 1
• Beg, Borrow & Deal 2
• Being Bobby Brown
• The Benefactor
• Better Half
• The Beverly Hillbillies
• Big Brother 1
• Big Brother 2
• Big Brother 3
• Big Brother 4
• Big Brother 5
• Big Brother 6
• Big Brother 7: All-Stars
• Big Brother 8
• Big Brother 9
• Big Brother 10
• Big Brother International
• The Biggest Loser 1
• The Biggest Loser 2
• The Biggest Loser 3
• The Biggest Loser 4
• The Biggest Loser: Couples
• The Biggest Loser: Families
• The Biggest Loser: Special Edition
• Big Man on Campus
• Bindi: The Jungle Girl
• The Block
• Blow Out
• Boarding House: North Shore
• Boot Camp
• Born Country
• Boy Meets Boy
• Brat Camp
• Breaking Bonaduce
• Bridezillas
• Britney And Kevin: Chaotic
• Bromance
• But The Sex Is So Good
• Can You Duet?
• Canadian Idol
• The Casino
• Celebrity Circus
• Celebrity Cooking Showdown
• Celebrity Duets
• Celebrity Fit Club 1
• Celebrity Fit Club 5
• Celebrity Mole Hawaii
• Celebrity Mole Yucatan
• Celebrity Rap Superstar
• Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew
• Change of Heart
• Charm School
• Chasing Farrah
• Clash of the Choirs
• The Club
• Cold Turkey
• College Hill
• Combat Missions
• The Complex
• Confessions of a Matchmaker
• The Contender 1
• The Contender 2
• The Contender 3
• Cops
• Criss Angel Mindfreak
• Croc Hunter Challenge
• The Crocodile Hunter
• Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants
• Cupid
• The Cut
• Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team
• Dance Machine
• Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann
• Dance Your Ass Off
• Dance Fever
• Dancelife
• Dancing with the Stars 1
• Dancing with the Stars 2
• Dancing with the Stars 3
• Dancing with the Stars 4
• Dancing with the Stars 5
• Dancing with the Stars 6
• Date My Ex: Jo & Slade
• Date My House
• The Dating Experiment
• DEA
• Deadliest Catch
• Deal Or No Deal
• Deion & Pilar: Prime Time Love
• Denise Richards: It's Complicated
• Destination Truth
• Dice Undisputed
• Dinner: Impossible
• Dirty Jobs
• Dog The Bounty Hunter
• Dog Eat Dog
• Don't Forget the Lyrics!
• Dr. Steve-O
• Dream Job 1
• Dress My Nest
• Driving Force
• Eco-Challenge
• ego trip's The (White) Rapper Show
• Engaged and Underage
• Ex-Wives Club
• Extreme Makeover
• Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
• Fake-A-Date
• Fame
• The Family
• Family Foreman
• Family Business
• Family Plots
• Farmer Wants a Wife
• The Fashionista Diaries
• Fast Cars & Superstars
• Fat March
• Fear Factor
• The First 48
• Flavor of Love 1
• Flavor of Love 2
• Flavor of Love 3
• Flip This House
• Flipping Out
• Food Detectives
• For Better Or For Worse
• Forever Eden
• For Love Or Money 1
• For Love Or Money 2
• For Love Or Money 3
• For Love Or Money 4
• Funniest Mom in America
• Gay, Straight or Taken?
• Gene Simmons Family Jewels
• Ghost Hunters
• Ghost Hunters International
• Gimme My Reality Show!
• The Girls Next Door
• Giving Hope
• Gone Country
• Grease: You're the One That I Want
• Greatest American Dog
• Hard Knocks
• Have Fork, Will Travel
• Hell Date
• Hell's Kitchen 1
• Hell's Kitchen 2
• Hell's Kitchen 3
• Hell's Kitchen 4
• Here Come the Newlyweds
• He's A Lady
• Hey Paula
• HGTV Design Star
• High School Musical: Summer Session
• High School Reunion 1
• High School Reunion 4
• The Hills
• Hit Me Baby One More Time
• Hogan Knows Best
• Hole in the Wall
• Hooked Up
• Hope for Your Home
• Hopkins
• House Rules
• How to Look Good Naked
• Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling
• I Can Make You Thin
• I Love Money
• I Love New York 1
• I Love New York 2
• I Propose
• I Survived a Japanese Game Show
• I Wanna Be a Soap Star 4
• I Want To Be A Hilton
• I Want to Work for Diddy
• I'm From Rolling Stone
• I've Got Nothing to Wear
• Ice Road Truckers
• I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!
• In Harm's Way
• In Search of the Partridge Family
• Intervention
• Into the Unknown with Josh Bernstein
• Invasion Iowa
• The It Factor
• Jackass
• The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
• Jingles
• Joe Millionaire
• The Joe Schmo Show 1
• The Joe Schmo Show 2
• Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
• Keeping Up with the Kardashians
• Kid Nation
• King of Cars
• Kitchen Nightmares
• LA Ink
• Lady or a Tramp
• Laguna Beach
• Last One Standing
• Last Comic Standing 1
• Last Comic Standing 2
• Last Comic Standing 3
• Last Comic Standing 4
• Last Comic Standing 5
• Last Comic Standing 6
• The Last Resort
• The Law Firm
• Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods
• Life of Ryan
• Little People, Big World
• The Littlest Groom
• Living Lohan
• Liza & David
• Looking for Love: Bachelorettes in Alaska
• Love Cruise
• Love Shack
• Luke's Parental Advisory
• Mad Mad House
• Make Me a Supermodel 1
• Make Me a Supermodel 2
• Making Menudo
• Making News: Texas Style
• Making The Band 2
• Man vs. Wild
• Manhunt
• Married By America
• Master of Dance
• Maui Fever
• Meerkat Manor
• Meet Mister Mom
• Meet My Folks
• Meet The Barkers
• Million Dollar Listing
• The Millionaire Matchmaker
• Miracle Workers
• Miss America: Reality Check
• Model Citizens
• Models NYC
• The Mole 1
• The Mole 2
• The Mole 5
• The Moment of Truth
• Momma's Boy
• Monster Garage
• Moving Up
• Mr. Personality
• Mr. Romance
• Murder
• Murder in Small Town X
• Must Love Kids
• My Big Redneck Wedding
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My Super Sweet 16
• My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss
• My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance
• My Fair Brady
• My Life Is A Sitcom
• Mythbusters
• Nanny 911
• NASCAR in Primetime
• Nashville
• Nashville Star 1
• Nashville Star 2
• Nashville Star 3
• Nashville Star 4
• Nashville Star 5
• Nashville Star 6
• National Bingo Night
• Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica
• Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County
• The Next Best Thing
• The Next Food Network Star 3
• The Next Food Network Star 4
• The Next Great American Band
• The Next Iron Chef
• Next Action Star
• The Next Great Champ
• The Next Joe Millionaire
• No Boundaries
• The One: Making a Music Star
• One Ocean View
• The One Who Got Away
• On The Lot
• Oprah's Big Give
• The Osbournes
• Outback Jack
• Outsider's Inn
• Pageant Place
• Pam: Girl on the Loose
• Pantry Raid
• The Paper
• Paradise Hotel 1
• Paradise Hotel 2
• Paranormal State
• Paris Hilton's My New BFF
• Parking Wars
• The Partner
• Pepsi Play for a Billion
• Perfect Match: New York
• Performing As...
• Phenomenon
• The Pick-Up Artist
• Pimp My Ride
• Pirate Master
• The Player
• Playing It Straight
• PoweR Girls
• Prankville
• The Principal's Office
• Project Greenlight 2
• Project Greenlight 3
• Project Runway 1
• Project Runway 2
• Project Runway 3
• Project Runway 4
• Project Runway 5
• Project Runway 6
• Property Ladder
• Punk'd
• Push, Nevada
• Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll
• Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious
• Queer Eye For The Straight Girl
• Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
• R U The Girl With T-Boz & Chilli
• Race To The Altar
• The Rachel Zoe Project
• Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew 1
• Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew 2
• Raw Nature
• The Real Gilligan's Island 1
• The Real Gilligan's Island 2
• The Real Housewives of Atlanta
• The Real Housewives of New Jersey
• The Real Housewives of New York City
• The Real Housewives of Orange County
• The Real Roseanne Show
• The Real Wedding Crashers
• The Real World: Austin
• The Real World: Back to New York
• The Real World: Boston
• The Real World: Chicago
• The Real World: Hollywood
• The Real World: Key West
• The Real World: Las Vegas
• The Real World: New Orleans
• The Real World: New York
• The Real World: Paris
• The Real World: Philadelphia
• The Real World: San Diego
• The Real World: San Francisco
• The Real World: Seattle
• The Real World: Sydney
• Reality Racing - The Rookie Challenge
• The Rebel Billionaire
• Recovery
• Renovate My Family
• The Restaurant
• Rich Guy, Poor Guy
• Rich Girls
• Road Rules
• Road Rules: South Pacific
• Road Rules: X-TREME
• The Road To Stardom With Missy Elliott
• Rob & Amber: Against the Odds
• Rob and Big
• Rob And Amber Get Married
• Rock of Love with Bret Michaels 1
• Rock of Love with Bret Michaels 2
• Rock the Cradle
• Rock Star: INXS
• Rock Star: Supernova
• Run's House
• Say Yes to the Dress
• Scare Tactics
• The Scholar
• Scott Baio is 45... And Single
• Scream Queens
• The Search for the Next Elvira
• The Search For The Most Talented Kid In America
• Second Chance: America's Most Talented Senior
• The Secret Life of a Soccer Mom
• Secret Millionaire
• Secret Talents of the Stars
• Sex in the Itty Bitty City
• Shaq's Big Challenge
• She's Got the Look
• Shear Genius 1
• Shear Genius 2
• Shipmates
• Shooting Sizemore
• The Simple Life 1
• The Simple Life 2
• The Simple Life 3
• The Simple Life 4
• The Singing Bee
• The Singing Office
• Skating With Celebrities
• Smash Lab
• Snoop Dogg's Father Hood
• So You Think You Can Dance 1
• So You Think You Can Dance 2
• So You Think You Can Dance 3
• So You Think You Can Dance 4
• Solitary
• Sorority Life
• Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search
• The Springer Hustle
• The Stagers
• The Starlet
• Star Search
• Starting Over
• Step It Up & Dance
• Street Customs
• Style Her Famous
• Stylista
• Sunday Best
• Sunset Tan
• Super Millionaire
• Supernanny
• Superstar USA
• Surf Girls
• The Surreal Life 1
• The Surreal Life 2
• The Surreal Life 3
• The Surreal Life 4
• The Surreal Life 5
• The Surreal Life 6
• The Surreal Life: Fame Games
• Survivor: Borneo
• Survivor: The Australian Outback
• Survivor: Africa
• Survivor: Marquesas
• Survivor: Thailand
• Survivor: The Amazon
• Survivor: Pearl Islands
• Survivor: All Stars
• Survivor: Vanuatu
• Survivor: Palau
• Survivor: Guatemala
• Survivor: Panama
• Survivor: Cook Islands
• Survivor: Fiji
• Survivor: China
• Survivor: Micronesia
• Survivor: Gabon
• Survivor 18
• The Swan 1
• Tabatha's Salon Takeover
• Take Home Nanny
• Taquita & Kaui
• Taxicab Confessions
• Temptation Island 1
• Temptation Island 2
• Temptation Island 3
• Thank God You're Here
• That's Amore
• There's Something About Miriam
• 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave
• Tim Gunn's Guide to Style
• Todd TV
• Tommy Lee Goes To College
• Tontine
• Top Chef 1
• Top Chef 2
• Top Chef 3 Miami
• Top Chef 4
• Top Design 1
• Top Design 2
• Top Gear
• Tori & Dean: Inn Love
• Tough Enough
• Trading Spaces
• Trading Spouses
• Treasure Hunters
• Trick It Out
• Trick My Truck
• Trick My Trucker
• Trista & Ryan's Wedding
• Tuesday Night Book Club
• Twentyfourseven
• The Two Coreys
• Two-A-Days
• Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge
• UFO Hunters
• The Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search 3
• Unan1mous
• Under One Roof
• Varsity Inc.
• Victoria Beckham: Coming to America
• The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
• Viva La Bam
• Wanna Bet
• The Weakest Link
• Welcome to the Parker
• Welcome To The Neighborhood
• What Not To Wear
• When Women Rule the World
• While You Were Out
• Who's Your Daddy?
• Who Wants to be a Superhero? 2
• Who Wants To Marry My Dad? 1
• Who Wants To Marry My Dad? 2
• Wickedly Perfect
• Wife, Mom, Bounty Hunter
• Wife Swap
• The Will
• Wipeout
• Work Out
• World Idol
• The X Factor
• Your Mama Don't Dance

This is fucking insane! Is it any wonder that I only watch cartoons!?